I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having proble
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT MOONY TODAY?

1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle
2. write down the first 20 songs and at the end of each title add 'In My Pants'.
3. Laugh hysterically.
4. Pass it on.

1. You’ll See In my pants.

2. Magnificent Obsession In My Pants.

3. The Quiet In My Pants.

4. Beat It In My Pants.

5. Poor, Poor, Pharoah In My Pants.

6. Shine In My Pants.

7. One More Angel In Heaven In My Pants.

8. The Loser In My Pants.

9.  When it Rains In My Pants.

10. Whatever In My Pants.

11. Land of Opportunity In My Pants.

12. Me, You, and My Medication In My Pants.

13. You’ve Got Me In My Pants.

14. One of Those Nights In My Pants.

15. Please Only You In My Pants.

16. Break Out! Break Out! In My Pants!

17. Miracle In My Pants.

18. Songs Sound Much Sadder In My Pants.

19. Let the Flames Begin In My Pants.

20. You Already Take Me There In My Pants.

Obviously there's a lot going on in my pants today.

♫ I am 5'4 or shorter.
♫ I think I'm ugly.
♫ I have many scars.
♫ I tan easily
♫ I wish my hair was a different color.
♫ I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
♫ I have a tattoo.
♫ I am self-conscious about my appearance.
♫ I have/have had braces.
♫ I wear glasses.
♫ I'd get plastic surgery.
♫ I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
♫ I have had more than two piercings.
♫ I have freckles.

family/home life
♫ I've sworn at my parents
♫ I've run away from home.
♫ I've been kicked out of the house.
♫ My biological parents are together.
♫ I have a sibling less than one year old.
♫ I want children someday.
♫ I have children.
♫ I've lost a child.

embarrassment
♫ I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
♫ Disney movies still make me cry.
♫ I've snorted while laughing.
♫ I've laughed so hard I've cried.
♫ I've glued my hand to something
♫ I've laughed 'til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
♫ I've had my pants rip in public.

health
♫ I've had stitches.
♫ I've broken a bone.
♫ I've had my tonsils removed
♫ I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
♫ I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
♫ I've had serious surgery.
♫ I've had chicken pox.

travelling
♫ I've driven over 200 miles in a day
♫ I've been on a plane.
♫ I've been to North America.
♫ I've been to Niagara Falls.
♫ I've been to Japan.
♫I've been to Europe.
♫ I've been to Africa.

experiences
♫ I've been lost in the city.
♫ I've seen a shooting star.
♫ I've wished on a shooting star.
♫ I have seen a meteor shower.
♫ I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
♫ I've pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
♫ I've been to a casino.
♫ I've been skydiving.
♫ I've gone skinny dipping.
♫ I've played spin the bottle.
♫ I've crashed a car.
♫ I've been skiing.
♫ I've been in a play.
♫ I've met someone in person from the internet.
♫ I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
♫ I've seen the northern lights.
♫ Sat on a roof at night.
♫ I've played chicken
♫ I've seen the RHPS. "What? o_o"
♫ I've eaten sushi.
♫ I've been snowboarding.

relationships
♫ I'm single.
♫ I'm in a relationship.
♫ I'm available.
♫ I'm engaged.
♫ I'm married.
♫ I've gone on a blind date.
♫ I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
♫ I have a fear of abandonment.
♫ I've been divorced.
♫ I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
♫ I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
♫ I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
♫ I've kept something from a past relationship.

honesty/crime
♫ I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
♫ I have lied to my parents about where I am.
♫ I am keeping a secret from the world.
♫ I've cheated while playing a video game.
♫ I've cheated on a test.
♫ I've driven through a red light.
♫ I've been suspended from school.
♫ I've witnessed a crime.
♫ I've been in a fist fight.
♫ I've been arrested.
♫ I've shoplifted.

drugs/alcohol
♫ I've consumed alcohol. "On accident!"
♫ I have/do smoke cigarettes.
♫ I have/do smoke pot.
♫ I regularly drink.
♫ I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
♫ I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
♫ I've done hard drugs.
♫ I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
♫ I can't swallow pills.
♫ I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.

random
♫ I can sing well.
♫ I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
♫ I open up to others too easily.
♫ I watch the news.
♫ I don't kill bugs.
♫I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
♫ I swear regularly.
♫ I sing in the shower.
♫ I am a morning person.
♫ I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
♫ I'm a snob about grammar.
♫ I am a sports fanatic.
♫ I play with my hair.
♫ I've had 'x's in my screen name.
♫ I love being neat.
♫ I love spam.
♫ I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
♫ I bake well.
♫I don't know how to shoot a gun.
♫ I am in love with love.
♫ I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
♫ I laugh at my own jokes.
♫ I eat fast food weekly.
♫ I believe in ghosts.
♫ I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
♫ I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
♫ I love white chocolate.
♫ I bite my nails.
♫ I play video games
♫ I'm good at remembering faces.
♫ I'm good at remembering names.
♫ I'm good at remembering dates.
♫I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
♫ My answers are totally honest.

Death Note as a movie is just a horrible idea.
Just the notion makes me want to rip my hair out and bash my head into a wall and do various bloody things to whoever thought it up and whoever seconded it and made it happen.

DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
There's a more mature term for it but I'll just stick to the lowest form of language I can to refer to the lowest form of humans in existence:
POSERS.

I wish I was good at ranting but I really suck. This makes me so angry though. Just when I found something that was unique and rare (...at least as far as my school/area goes) to find someone else interested in (that's the stuff I like), they're going to go and make it into a... this big media... and... movies... celebrities... awful! How could they? It's just bad bad bad. I refuse to see the movie and I'm going to hunt down the actors and the producer and the director and take pictures, and then go to the real Kira and get him to kill them, bwahahaha. ^^

But honestly. It's just so frustrating. I can't stand it. ad;flkjasdfkj

LightxMatt word count: ... nunya... You don't want to know how little I've progressed since last night, lawl.
Oh, but I wrote this and I can't believe it even came from my fingers onto the screen (my fingers fricking took over. xD):

Light raised the boy’s hand to his own face, examining it carefully as if the natural indentations and blacksmith-worthy scars were some sort of intricate puzzle for him to solve.

He wanted to bite off all of his fingers one by one, just to watch his helpless victim squirm and writhe in pain.

That's not the whole chapter. I didn't edit anything either. LIke, I didn't edit the name Michelle in there, Mimi. xDDD So basically my eleven-year-old self took Pirates Of The Carribbean and changed the names, an added a Mary-Sue. Lawl. Like, I think Randy is Jack and Michelle is a young Elizabeth and um... Arian is that one african chick in the first movie. And Hove is Hobbs. Lawl yes I'm so creative. But back then I was going, "Ohmygod, this is the most creative thing I've come up with ALL on  my own I'm going to be a fammmmmous author someday!!"

Ah yes. I was such a little ditz.
Ohyes, and I hit 5k with LightxMatt horray~ Still not a lot has happened. But Matt and Light were just like, "HEY LET'S PUT ON SOME BALLERINA COSTUMES AND GO SKYDIVING LAWLZZ" aka they broke character so much it's not even funny. Agh. I'll put an OOC warning. Yeah and Light is cutting off the circulation in Matt's arms. Very amusing. Poor Matty. But Matt's putting up some major backtalk, yo. He's not just like, "YES SIR KIRA" he's more like, "Whatever you freaking bastard." Which is sufficiently pissing of Light. Which is sufficiently satisfying yours truly. 

As an author, I'm going, "DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!!"
 

Thus concludeth Moony's Daily 4:40 AM post yes yes. I'm not the bit sleepy but I probably won't get out of bed tomorrow until like... three. I woke up at one today. xDD
 

LJ and I are the best of budz yes yes yessunz.

So apparently, I have written MelloxNear before. -_____-"
I was going through my fanfiction folder that I've had since I was eleven. (Kind of depressing reading all of the unfinished LilyxJames Harry Potter stories I have. I'd love to finish them but... Death Note. xD) My fanfiction folder is huge. It consists of ten subdividing folders which, in total, have eight subdividing folders inside of them. In the fanfic folder there are ten loose documents but the rest are filed in the folders. And for all of the folders, I have so many word documents that you have to scroll down to see all of them.

(I have no life)

But anyway... yes. So apparently in that time wayyy back when, when I'd just finished Death Note and was living in the fanfiction archive (not writing much but reading as much as I could without causing my head to combust) I wrote (and mercifully did not complete or publish) a MelloxNear. I can't remember what exactly was going to happen but Near stole Mello's chocolate or summit. It was all very OOC. I'm humiliated just reading it. A bit:

There's a bit more, but basically it just goes on like that... OOC out of the wazoo for a few more paragraphs. Bleh. I am so sickened I wrote that and not just because it's MelloxNear. Ewhhh. So many weak words and so many things Near and Mello wouldn't do. Mello would just be like, "GIMME MY CHOCOLATE BITCH" and blow Near's head off. And how many times have we seen the "someone steals Mellos' chocolate" plot? How many? Three million?  I'm glad I didin't finish it at least. ^^

Yay for MattxNear~

Now I should go finish that LightxMatt.

Like I said, my life revolves around fanfiction.

Yeah. I actually think that Light is the most OOC in this fic than in any fic I've ever written for him. He's just so~ I don't even know how to explain it. I'd say sadistic but sadistic Light IS in character. But he's sadistic to a different point. I can't put it into words. I don't liek this fic  so far. (I can't remember a time when I did like  my fics. xD)

So yeah. Uh.
When I got an LJ  I never anticipated actually using it.

Surprise, surprise.( LightxMatt Excerpt! )

UMUM.
It's all Nea's fault.


Pairing Meme

Name six ships you like in random order:
1. LightxL (Death Note)
2. LelouchxRolo (Code Geass)

3. MelloxMatt (Death Note)
4. MattxNear (Death Note) (…yes. Both.)
5. SebastianxCiel (Kuroshitsuji… couldn’t resist!)
6. RayfloxCherry (Vassalord)

Three ships you used to like, but don't like anymore:
7. MelloxNear
8. LxMello
9. LelouchxKallen

Three ships in your various fandoms you don't ship:
10. LightxTakada EW.

11. LxMatsuda… yuck.

12. LightxMisa

Two ships you are curious about but haven't actually started shipping:
13. LelouchxSuzakuxLelouch
14. TakadaxMisa

1. Why do you dislike #11 (LxMatsuda) so much?
Okay. L is a super genius detective straightforward kind of guy. Matsuda is… ditzy lower detective who is clueless for the general 80% of all going abouts. I fail to see how this makes a good couple. I know that fangirls have a tendency to pair their favorite characters together (L and Matsuda are both pretty big crowd favorites) but I just don’t see this working. After about five minutes, L would have mentally ran twenty laps around Matsuda and Matsuda would have gotten bored of L’s quietness. I just… No. The end.

2. Who is someone you know that ships #13 (LelouchxSuzakuxLelouch)?
Um. People.

It’s like, the biggest yaoi CG ship out there. Hard to not hear about it. I think Savvy likes it.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (MelloxMatt)?
Neither of them die. The end. ^^

N’aw… but seriously. I like the couple mostest when they’re out on their own, chasing down Kira. It’s like, two friends fighting for the same cause… SO CUTE. ;melts;

4. What is your favorite episode for #1 (LightxL)? Try to pick just one.
I AM JUSTICE BWAHAHAH.

Yes. Yes indeed I am too lazy to look up any one episode. Bite me.

Ooh, but I am rather fond of the 40-day confinement. Lots of pretty angst and tension there. ^^

5. How long have you been following couple #6 (RayfloxCherry)?
Since because of bloody make out scenes in the manga!
... Okay, well they're technically not making out. But you know. It's close.
And RayfloxCherry is so canon, you people. -_-

 
6. What's the story with #8 (LxMello)? What made you stop liking them/caring?
1.) Pedophilic pairings really don’t appeal to me. All that much.

2.) Mello deserves more than L.

3.) I like LxMello as a fatherxson thing on occasion. But the romance just icks me out, kind of.

4.) I became Team Kira. And when you’re Team Kira you don’t pair people with L. LightxMello. Ohyes.

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 (LelouchxRolo) or #4 (MattxNear)?
WHAT. That is by far the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked.

It’s kind of ironic though because the two couples are so much alike. Well, the ukes are anyway. I mean. Kind of. They’re both kind of quiet. Rolo has a dark past and Near has… um… WHITE HAIR. Yes. And they’re both teddy bears that I want to hug to death. And um. Yes. Matt’s probably cooler than Lelouch but Rolo’s cooler than Near.

I can’t answer this question. Um.

LelouchxMattxRoloxNear!!!

8. You have the power to make one ship nonexistent. Choose from #10 (LightxTakada) or #12 (LightxMisa).
BWAHAHA! LightxTakada is nearly nonexistent anywho. So, LightxMisa, I CHOOSE YOU! BEGONE! LightxTakada is probably worse but most of the fangirls can see how much better Light is than her. LightxMisa has its occasional cute… okay, I’m going to stop there. Yes. I squelch LightxMisa.

9. What interests you about #14 (TakadaxMisa)?
They’re both pains in the ass that need to get over Light.

… equals love.

Easy as pie, babe.

Takada’s a pain but Misa could make it semi-cute, I guess.

10. When did you stop liking #7 (MelloxNear)?
Near doesn’t deserve Mello.

Mello wants to blow Near’s head off.

If you know me, you’d know that I find that tension and hatred make for my favorite pairings.

But no. This one just doesn’t work. I liked it at first, but then I realized how feeble it was.

And MattxNear is so much better. And MelloxMatt.

MATT IS JUST A LOVERBOY!

11. Did your waning interest in #9 (LelouchxKallen) kill your interest in the show?
Not really. Although there are a lot of LelouchxKallen moments in CG, there are also a bunch of LelouchxCC. And LelouchxRolo but no one ever sees those! I stopped liking LelouchxKallen because Kallen started getting on my nerves, and now when LelouchxKallen moments come up I just laugh as Kallen gets rejected. Every. Time.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5 (SebastianxCiel)?
Um.

Well there’s… and… um.

Wow. I fail, aheh…

When I listen to music I tend to just listen to it!

Monochrome No Kiss. LOL I IS A CHEATER PANTS. xD

13. Which of these ships do you love the most?
LightxL. Definitely my OTP. But really… probably…

LightxLelouchxLxMelloxMattxRayfloxCherryxRoloxNear. (Did I leave anyone out on the fun?)

14. Which do you dislike the most?
…LxMatsuda. It’s just so wrong.

15. If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
;snort;

MattxNear and MelloxMatt. Couldn’t you just see Near and Mello fighting over Mattieboy?

16. Have #2 (LelouchxRolo) kissed yet? Elaborate if you'd like.
Y-YES!

(no.)

But seriously, yes. They live in the same house. What the hell do you think they’re up to when it’s ‘light’s out early?’ HMM?? LELOUCH IS READING SUPER PRODIGIAL GENIUS ROLO BEDDY-BYE STORIES, HMMMMMM??? I THINK NOT!!!

17. Did #4 (MattxNear) have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?
;sniff;

;sniff;

;sniff;

NEAR YOU BASTARD! WHY COULDN’T YOU DIE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND GO BE IN HEAVEN WITH MATTTTTT, WAHH!

Or how about, Near could have died and Mello would have won. And Matt and Near would be dead together and, ehm… Mello would be lonely.

18. What would make you start shipping #14 (TakadaxMisa)?
Yeah, probably some more cute fan art, and a chapter fic. I think with some work it could be a very nice pairing.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 (LelouchxRolo) or #6 (RayfloxCherry)?
LELOUCH ROLO.

BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD EVER SEE IT COMING.

(I am the only person in the world who ships this friggin pairing, I swear. What is wrong with you people??)

And plus, RayfloxCherry is so canon. :P

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10 (LightxTakada). What happens to them?

Light tells that stuffy biotch that he’s gay for L. THE END.